Apocalypse Java.

Java can survive even in the hostile terrain of the moon.

Even the mighty Tony Stark can be startled by a tactical Java strike

Java seamlessly infiltrates enemy ranks.

Java seamlessly infiltrates enemy ranks.

Java chooses a bad day to take a gentle stroll

Java chooses a bad day to take a gentle stroll

War. War never changes.

Even in the trenches, it was vital to keep your Java in good working order

But how did he get there before the soldiers?

Java has always been a sporting fellow.

Java gets tangled up in a small political kerfuffle…